Parodies 43-48

I’m Madder

(To a theme of “Blackadder”)

The sounds of founders leaving round

Sweeter from other groups sties do sound

When they come there to post some more

And rid themselves of one big eyesore

What’s sadder

Their groups make my eyes bleed

I’m madder

They’re very bad indeed…

Groups which suck and groups that blow

Groups in which members never show

Their groups are not where you should go

Improvements are a constant no show

I’m madder

They never showed much class

I’m madder

Yahoo can kiss my ass…

Leave Yahoo

(To “If You’re Happy And You Know It”)

If you’re losing your eyesight

Leave Yahoo

If you’re blinded by the light

Leave Yahoo

Their groups suffer from mange

Screw their day old spam exchange

All you have to do

Is leave Yahoo…

If you think Yahoo’s not bright

Leave Yahoo

If by day or by night

Leave Yahoo

Their groups really are strange

Spam’s all they can arrange

All you have to do

Is leave Yahoo…

If you really want a bomb

Just stay calm

Cause Yahoo’s always there

Curse and swear

Their groups there’s no one there

Any questions how to dare

How they got so bare

Blame Yahoo…

Goodbye Yahoo

(To “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” by Allan Sherman/Ponchielli)

Goodbye Yahoo

Your groups sure suck

And it is true

Run by true schmucks…

It’s so bad there’s no believing

And they say we’d have some fun when we stop heaving…

There’s no liking

Groups of yahoo

We told them to

Go start hiking

Take mile long ones without a tear

Preferably off a fifty foot pier…

All the spammers and the bait-ers

Feed them to the alligators

See the members all run and flee

Away from those groups because they are butt ugly

Now I don’t think I can take more

But those groups made both my eyes sore

See the members go in hiding

In other groups sites I see them all sliding…

Take me out

I hate Yahoo’s groups

Get me out

Stomach turns in loops

Just leave there

That damn spam is everywhere

It will turn you into a bear

Just leave now

You continue to have a cow

Customer service is a joke

Oh please don’t make me stay

I’ve been here one whole day…

Leaving Yahoo???

I don’t blame you…

Their groups would scare the Hell’s Angels

Hear them ringing Yahoo’s death knells

I’m glad to see you

Are leaving that damn Yahoo

We should all sue

That damn Yahoo

And all its false advertising

Called it Yahoo…tempers rising

Name’s misleading

Goodbye to Yahoo’s spam ring…

A Fond Farewell

(To “I Wish I Was Dead” from “On The Town”)

They blew

Their groups suck too

I’m glad with those groups I am through

The deal I just don’t want for you:

Into that nut house…and carried…

I’m through

I threw a shoe

At those damned bastards called Yahoo

For ruining a site once true

I wish they were dead and buried…

String Them Up High

(To “Live And Let Die”)

When they were good

And Yahoo understood what would

Make successful clubs go so high

(You never did

You always hid

Your groups sure slid)

Now it’s such a butt ugly site

Which gives us a fright

It makes me want to cry

Let’s string them up high…

(Up in the sky)

Don’t ask me why

(But we know why)

I’m glad I’m leaving today…

When you create a groups site you have to do it well

And not have members tell you “go to hell”

They’ve gone beyond what I’ll forgive

(Turned to a sieve,

They’re intrusive,

Big laxative)

It’s become a butt ugly site

Which gives us a fright

It makes me want to cry

Let’s string them up high…

(Up in the sky)

String ‘em up high

(Yahoo does lie)

OUT Go the Members

(To "Pop Goes The Weasel")

We suffered through those butt ugly groups

That are full of nincompoops

Because Yahoo our anger stirs

OUT go the members

CHORUS

They shouldn't have rid us of clubs

And forced us to go in pubs

Because still our anger stirs

OUT go the members

We're leaving this damn old Yahoo now

We're about to have a cow

Cause Yahoo our anger still stirs

OUT go the members...

CHORUS