Is There Life In There
(To Reba McEntyre’s “Is there Life Out There?”)
There were once a pretty good site Though with them we did fight When clubs didn’t work… We didn’t think they’d be a jerk And begin forcing us all out With migraines about And now we’re screaming with all our might:
CHORUS Is there life in there??? Echoes everywhere Deadly silence… Yahoo’s really that dense… Done all we could do To pull our members through… Don’t really want to leave Yet we will all dry heave If we stay in there…
Moving them all tomorrow And without any pity or sorrow This time they did something foolish The spam ads arrive Us out the did drive I wonder if that was their wish???
There’s a place on the net We cannot forget The memories… And despite our pleas They have forced us out As our heads scream and shout From Smart Groups we hear Yahoo’s members disappear:
There’s no life in there…
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt YAHOO SUCKS!!!
(To "Our Site Sucks ")
Yahoo stinks and it sucks!
It ain't the place to spend your bucks
Their site's real bad...
It's sad there's no excusing
Those glitches, so sad
The members they're confusing...
Their groups site really blows
It definitely shows
So they'll try to screw up a brand new format
That looks like a bad chain letter in mid-chat!
Yahoo stinks and it sucks!
It's just that they really don't give a f#$%
© 2001 Ludwig van Catt
The Yahoo Song (With apologies to Mickey Mouse...)
What’s the site that makes us sick With every single click??? Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S They wouldn’t even let You stay there on a bet… Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S Yahoo sucks (Yahoo sucks) Yahoo sucks
(Yahoo sucks) Forever we will hold that finger high And we know why Just be strong You can’t go wrong And leave Yahoo to dry Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S
Now’s the time to leave Yahoo They haven’t got a clue Y-A-H, Goodbye to spam Double-O, They don’t give a damn S-U-C-K-S!!!!!!!!
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt (Three parodies for the price one this time...) "German Trilogy" 1. We're Leaving Yahoo
(To "Hoch soll er leben")
Spam loving Yahoo
Took over Yahoo
Made us blue...
Truth hurting Yahoo
We're leaving Yahoo
Why don't you???
Here we all go
Yahoo does blow...
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt 2. Yahoo Has No Balls (To “Mein Hut er hat drei Ecken”)
Yahoo it has no balls here No balls really appear When we complain to Yahoo Where spam should stick like glue
They won’t notice we left there Our nerves always they tear When we leave this site called Yahoo Elsewhere our eyes will view…
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt 3. Let’s Leave Yahoo
(To “Bruder Jakob”)
Let’s leave Yahoo! Let’s leave Yahoo They do blow We do know Can you see the spam around Every post around so sound We can’t see Past post three…
Let’s leave Yahoo Let’s leave Yahoo For what’s new From that zoo All of us are sick of them Tried to pass spam as a gem Hands are tied They had lied…
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt Ballad Of The Yahoo Groups (To “Ballad Of the Green Berets”)
Members leave they wonder why The spam’s falling from the sky They don’t care what we do say They start to fail without delay…
CHORUS I Eyesores gone when we do leave It’s uglier than they believe They wonder why we left today But they never cared ‘bout what we say…
Forces groups against our will Lowered their membership to nil… Why fight with them night and day??? Get out of there without delay…
Our eyes sore and we are pissed We have to see an oculist We went blind from three damned posts Now it’s there as towns for ghosts…
CHORUS II Before you leave turn out the light No one wants to go back to their site Groups too ugly for words to say Just leave Yahoo without delay
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt Yahoo's Not Fit For Roaches (To “La Cucaracha”)
Really wanna leave this Yahoo??? And I really do not blame you You even hear the roaches complain That Yahoo’s such a giant pain
CHORUS Yahoo’s approaches Ain’t fit for roaches It could blind at any angle We’d like to strangle That damned old cockroach Whose groups upon us did he poach…
Our heads start to spin there Gave competition to Linda Blair We never had that problem in clubs’ Even with their many flubs…
Their groups are such an eyesore That we simply can’t take any more An oculist is right on speed dial And every member did they rile…
We all told Yahoo go to hell now No sanity there they will allow Before they improve Yahoo with ease I think that hell will over freeze…
The spam’s on every single page there And it seems that they really do not care When asking them when it will all end Ice hockey in hell will be the trend…
© 2002 Ludwig van Catt