Parodies 25-30

Is There Life In There

(To Reba McEntyre’s “Is there Life Out There?”)

There were once a pretty good site

Though with them we did fight

When clubs didn’t work…

We didn’t think they’d be a jerk

And begin forcing us all out

With migraines about

And now we’re screaming with all our might:

CHORUS

Is there life in there???

Echoes everywhere

Deadly silence…

Yahoo’s really that dense…

Done all we could do

To pull our members through…

Don’t really want to leave

Yet we will all dry heave

If we stay in there…

Moving them all tomorrow

And without any pity or sorrow

This time they did something foolish

The spam ads arrive

Us out the did drive

I wonder if that was their wish???

CHORUS

There’s a place on the net

We cannot forget

The memories…

And despite our pleas

They have forced us out

As our heads scream and shout

From Smart Groups we hear

Yahoo’s members disappear:

CHORUS

There’s no life in there…

YAHOO SUCKS!!!

(To "Our Site Sucks ")

Yahoo stinks and it sucks!

It ain't the place to spend your bucks

Yahoo sucks!

Their site's real bad...

It's sad there's no excusing

Those glitches, so sad

The members they're confusing...

Their groups site really blows

It definitely shows

So they'll try to screw up a brand new format

That looks like a bad chain letter in mid-chat!

Yahoo stinks and it sucks!

It's just that they really don't give a f#$%

Yahoo SUCKS!!!

The Yahoo Song

(With apologies to Mickey Mouse...)

What’s the site that makes us sick

With every single click???

Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S

They wouldn’t even let

You stay there on a bet…

Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S

Yahoo sucks

(Yahoo sucks)

Yahoo sucks
(Yahoo sucks)

Forever we will hold that finger high

And we know why

Just be strong

You can’t go wrong

And leave Yahoo to dry

Y-A-H-Double-O S-U-C-K-S

Now’s the time to leave Yahoo

They haven’t got a clue

Y-A-H, Goodbye to spam

Double-O, They don’t give a damn

S-U-C-K-S!!!!!!!!

(Three parodies for the price one this time...)

"German Trilogy"

1. We're Leaving Yahoo
(To "Hoch soll er leben")

Spam loving Yahoo
Took over Yahoo
Made us blue...

Truth hurting Yahoo
We're leaving Yahoo
Why don't you???

Here we all go
Yahoo does blow...

© 2002 Ludwig van Catt

2. Yahoo Has No Balls

(To “Mein Hut er hat drei Ecken”)

Yahoo it has no balls here

No balls really appear

When we complain to Yahoo

Where spam should stick like glue

They won’t notice we left there

Our nerves always they tear

When we leave this site called Yahoo

Elsewhere our eyes will view…

3. Let’s Leave Yahoo

(To “Bruder Jakob”)

Let’s leave Yahoo!

Let’s leave Yahoo

They do blow

We do know

Can you see the spam around

Every post around so sound

We can’t see

Past post three…

Let’s leave Yahoo

For what’s new

From that zoo

All of us are sick of them

Tried to pass spam as a gem

Hands are tied

They had lied…

Ballad Of The Yahoo Groups

(To “Ballad Of the Green Berets”)

Members leave they wonder why

The spam’s falling from the sky

They don’t care what we do say

They start to fail without delay…

CHORUS I

Eyesores gone when we do leave

It’s uglier than they believe

They wonder why we left today

But they never cared ‘bout what we say…

Forces groups against our will

Lowered their membership to nil…

Why fight with them night and day???

Get out of there without delay…

Our eyes sore and we are pissed

We have to see an oculist

We went blind from three damned posts

Now it’s there as towns for ghosts…

CHORUS II

Before you leave turn out the light

No one wants to go back to their site

Groups too ugly for words to say

Just leave Yahoo without delay

Yahoo's Not Fit For Roaches

(To “La Cucaracha”)

Really wanna leave this Yahoo???

And I really do not blame you

You even hear the roaches complain

That Yahoo’s such a giant pain

CHORUS

Yahoo’s approaches

Ain’t fit for roaches

It could blind at any angle

We’d like to strangle

That damned old cockroach

Whose groups upon us did he poach…

Our heads start to spin there

Gave competition to Linda Blair

We never had that problem in clubs’

Even with their many flubs…

Their groups are such an eyesore

That we simply can’t take any more

An oculist is right on speed dial

And every member did they rile…

We all told Yahoo go to hell now

No sanity there they will allow

Before they improve Yahoo with ease

I think that hell will over freeze…

The spam’s on every single page there

And it seems that they really do not care

When asking them when it will all end

Ice hockey in hell will be the trend…