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Ode To Yahoo
(Sung to "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
   
Blame it all on the glitch
A development which
We can never really escape.
The last ones to know,
The first ones to show,
Causing founders with mouths all agape.
And I still can't believe
That we would all leave
Because we like Yahoo too much.
As my toast to you,
And all of Yahoo, too,
For a neck or two we can touch...
 
CHORUS
Cause we've got friends with high glitches
Where they come and go
And drives us crazy ever so.
But it's OK!
But, I'm not known for subtle bitches:
Only some simple digs
At our Yahoo big wigs
That run our clubs with high glitches.
 
Well I guess I was wrong,
The glitch may be gone,
But I'm still pissed, that is for sure.
But everything's all right
I may say good night
And hope for our sanity to endure.
But I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just to return some sanity lost
Before Yahoo's harm
Via the funny farm
Another founder's sanity cost...
 
CHORUS
 
Well I guess I was wrong,
The glitch may be gone,
But I'm still pissed, that is for sure.
But everything's all right
I may say good night
And hope for our sanity to endure.
But I didn't mean
To cause a big scene,
Just wait till I finish this glass.
We should tell Yahoo
That they should get through
And stick that glitch up their ass!!!
 
CHORUS
 
2000 Ludwig van Catt